Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Urinal Protocol (For Guys Only)

The following is an important announcement for males only, females need not read:

There should be a class taught for guys on urinal protocol. I am amazed at the number of males who are seemingly clueless when it comes to urinal usage. In my workplace, there are three urinals on the wall, no dividers. Now, as every guy should know, if all the urinals are open, one should choose one of the urinals on the end, never the one in the middle. However, in the past week, I have lost count of the number of times I have walked into the restroom only to find one dude in the middle urinal. Of course, if this is the situation, I then have no other option but to use a stall. Which brings me to another issue: If a guy ever has to use the stall for this reason, he should lift the seat. It is so sorry of a guy to not lift the seat in this situation. And, no matter what you do in the stall, freaking flush the toilet! I don’t understand why this is so difficult. But I am about ready to post flyers offering a course on proper urinal/stall usage. Apparently, many guys do not understand this basic guy thing. Our world is in worse shape than I thought.

1 comment:

Charlie Goodyear said...

I actually posted a sign in our restroom at the Crescent when someone continually left the urninal unflushed. At first, I put up a sign "Please Flush". When that didn't work and someone continued leaving the urinal unflushed I posted a sign,
"Real Men Flush, Dinky Dicks Don't".